Locket Raunchers, too!

Listen y'all. We were talking to a buddy the other day and realized that there is a SHIT-TON of money on raunching lockets.

The problems that these guys face is obvious. They nit-pick with things like safety...and times...and I don't even know what else. They use words like: scrubbed, aborted, mission critical (whatever the hell that is). Sometimes they'll cancel what should be a delightful evening of locket raunching just because of some rain! That is unacceptable to us. If you don't abort missions, you can make more missions happen!

The solution was simple. We thought to ourselves: "Selves, we're already half way there! We've got a truck AND a wheelbarrow. Let's do this!"

Next thing you know, ol' Shep and Dragon got themselves a certified locket raunching business going!

We've got all the tools necessary:

  1. A truck

  2. A wheelbarrow

  3. Two guys

  4. Pencils

  5. Some metal tubes

  6. Some gasoline

  7. Matches

  8. String

DONE!

Instead of calling so called "experts" when you want to raunch some shit, give us a try! How hard can this possibly be, right?

Shagon Worldwide - When it absolutely, positively has to be raunched, regardless of the results