Meet the Team!

Driving & Raunch

Dragon is a world-class paint mixer! He can make a volcano look just like a tree stump with just a few minor color adjustments. No problem at all! As the driver of the truck to most job sites, Dragon is in charge of making sure everyone arrives alive, whether he's had 1, 2, or 15 Captain N Diets! When it comes to surveying, he'll stuff a tripod right up your backside and start counting steps. By the time you've recovered, he will have drawn the squares already! Good luck, stupid!

As the raunch coordinator, he thought his job was to send nasty ass images to his buddies every Friday. However, now that he understands, he's got a match lit as soon as a customer signs the contract, or a napkin at a Dunkin'.

Shotgun & Lockets

Shep will let someone throw a shrimp lure hook right through his trigger finger if he likes you enough. He's a man's man who will transition from kicking some dumbasses balls in to waltzing at a formal dinner in less than three seconds. When he's on the surveying crew, Shep is the first out of the truck, first in the coffee, and apparently the only one who can figure out how to keep the damned pencils sharp. When he's riding shotgun, you know he's got his binoculars in one hand pointed out the window, looking for customers, or job sites, or whatever. In his other hand is his trusty Buschhhhhhhh light; a man's best friend on a big job.

As the locket director, Shep doesn't let anyone touch the wheelbarrow, except for him. That job is way too damned important to be left to someone untrained. You never know when the wheel or the handle or both might fall right apart!